Those "flu shots" are nano-GPS tracking devices, at the very least
On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets: An Empirical Study, from the MIT Media Lab.I won’t get “flu shots” — which we all know are nano-GPS tracking devices used by the government and include god knows what other non-”flu”-related drugs. Think about it, what else would explain the last Presidential election, and now that we’ve had a year of flu shot shortages, watch how the tide turns. I’ll bet we could track the president’s ratings to flu inoculation stocks. Don’t believe the chicken flu hype! They just want to stick it to you again. Literally.
Among a fringe community of paranoids, aluminum helmets serve as the protective measure of choice against invasive radio signals. We investigate the efficacy of three aluminum helmet designs on a sample group of four individuals. Using a $250,000 network analyser, we find that although on average all helmets attenuate invasive radio frequencies in either directions (either emanating from an outside source, or emanating from the cranium of the subject), certain frequencies are in fact greatly amplified. These amplified frequencies coincide with radio bands reserved for government use according to the Federal Communication Commission (FCC). Statistical evidence suggests the use of helmets may in fact enhance the government’s invasive abilities. We theorize that the government may in fact have started the helmet craze for this reason.