30 Jul

Etymology: perhaps from nerd, a creature in the children’s book If I Ran the Zoo (1950) by Dr. Seuss (Theodor Geisel)

I am nerdier than 83% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out! A friend suggested I was a closet nerd, but knowing some truly serious non-closeted nerds, I objected. I know nerdinesss, and I am not even in the same ballpark. Ahhh, sorry, let’s say that I’m many light years away from being in the same nerd system. I also have some scientific proof here. Now, given these results, and extrapolating the nerd potential of a few people I know, I’m really, truly impressed to find that they are not simply serious nerds, but rather, god-like nerds! That’s right Erinoc, I’m looking at you! I’ve heard all about your “I love my Wang” T-shirt.