20 Dec

Hello, you’ve reached John & Beth & the NSA, of course

Well, I’m off to eat a great big bloody steak, bust a strike, poison some nasty old dolphins, chop down some trees, smack around a few chickens (and some of those damn gays and the ugly poor folk who brought Katrina down on us and raised gas prices), kick a couple of labrador retrievers, vote in some good ole “white is right-wingers,” lobby for bible study in the local high school’s gifted and talented biology program and cheer on Alito as SCOTUS nominee and … and then I’ll toss some eggs at the local Quaker meeting house.

One F.B.I. document indicates that agents in Indianapolis planned to conduct surveillance as part of a “Vegan Community Project.” Another document talks of the Catholic Workers group’s “semi-communistic ideology.” A third indicates the bureau’s interest in determining the location of a protest over llama fur planned by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.
New York Times
F.B.I. Watched Activist Groups, New Files Show December 20, 2005

Just wanted to share a fuller profile of myself than I have in the past for, uhhh, no reason. And by the way, way to go on the war front, guys! Go get ‘em. Whoever ‘em are … as long as it ain’t me, babe.