… when I enter those glittering doors to Target, I’m calling Bill O’Reilly for some air cover. It’s time to put Christmas back where it belongs — in the biggest malls of America.And the next time somebody wishes me a frikkin “Happy Holiday” instead of using their God-given CRM system to target my religion, I’m going to punch them right in their unpatriotic kisser. PS. Would you mind letting me know which one it is? I want to see if the Belief-o-Matic was accurate. Thanks Target!
